Bada Bing Bada Buddha

So I won tickets to go see Mike DeStefano at the Lakeshore Theater on Friday. Alyssa and I ended up going, and we got there at 5 for an 8 o'clock show. So we went to Argo and drank delicious tea while people watching and then went to grad some eats at a Thai place across the street. I got the Pad Woon Sen, and it was not good. It was terribly bland and kind of greasy. After dinner we walked down the block to the theater and got our seats. There were three comedians on before Mike, and they were all pretty funny. After an intermission Mike came on, and it was so much fun! He was really irreverent and vulgar, and it was awesome. After the show he was selling a little book he had of various one-liners and sayings (not unlike Christopher Gutierrez' "Guide to Living Deliberate") and he would sign them and take pictures with anyone who asked. So I buy the book and he asks me my name so he could sign my book. I quickly stuck the book in my bag without looking for it so that we could take a quick picture with him.


So we walk to the car and I drive Alyssa home and then go home myself. Once I got home I take the book out of my purse and read what he wrote:


I may or may not have peed a little after seeing this.